Just tell them straight-up. Extra points if some elderly church-going lady asks you.
I came *this* close to telling my elderly, church-going grandmother, who was ticking me off at the time, about my...somewhat mature Pokemon fanfiction. She woulda had a stroke if I did.
wtfbooom
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CWFR8NDDA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CWFR 8NDDA</a>
Alicetimetable
oh..do you mean me to show that? Or are you just being mean?